i stare at boys so much how do they not notice


forever wondering why people lose interest in me so quickly?? I’m perfect I don’t see how this happens???


i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok


do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song


so glad his leg isnt broken
you so cute, you make my dick cry :* — Anonymous

for ur tears


Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.

For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.


you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time


Me participating in a group project.


I set up a cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower.

This is our future.
you're so cute, your pussy probably taste like strawberries and cream — Anonymous

best compliment ive gotten 👌


put my dick between your teeth

dont suck it

its a metaphor