“I don’t mind being the wallflower, I don’t mind being in the back, but I’m tired of embracing schlubiness. I’m tired of just giving up and being like, “Okay, I’m the fat friend.”—Patrick Stump (via wakemelikeabaddream)
Ashlee was just a replacement. Because, Pete, actually having some sense, knew that society wouldn’t accept the beautiful creation that is Peterick. So, he decided to use Ashlee as a diversion so he could be with Patrick.
I also suspect that Bronx is Patrick and Pete’s baby. Patrick was…
“[Today], every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”—Tina Fey, Bossypants (via heroes-and-cons)