June 2012
- me: haha ok
- autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
mum: are you ready to go
me: don’t do it dear god plEASE no control yourself
mum:
me:
mum:
me: I’M READY TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
when you find out an actor you think is cute is around 32 and you’re like “wow he’s really young”
that’s when you know you have a problem
shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life
